Tag Archives: 1980’s

Tush Tuesday: George Foreman #Knockoutthefat!

In 1995, Qwerty peoples were reaching adolescence. OJ Simpson went to trial and the glove didn’t fit, so he was acquitted. Timothy McVeigh imposed his terror in Oklahoma City. And I had my first kiss by a ‘real’ boyfriend. One … Continue reading

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Tush Tuesday: Does this chair make me look fat? Yes.

As a generation cultivated to work mid-level white-collar managerial jobs in fluorescent highlighted office spaces, it’s no surprise we are fatter now than our parents were at this stage in the game. We drive to work, sit at a desk, … Continue reading

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Weird Al Gets Retrospective, Kind Of

I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it. Been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise. Like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time. These songs and other choice Weird Al favorites are now immortalized in art. This … Continue reading

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TGIF: Perfect Strangers

You no talky like me = hilarity. Why did this show even exist? And for how many seasons? EIGHT! Yes, count’em, eight seasons of Balki and Cousin Larry figuring out their cultural differences. Regardless, I believe this is why Generation … Continue reading

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Americans are Fat and it’s All Tommy Lasorda’s Fault

After seeing this Slim Fast commercial in the early 90s and hearing Tommy Lasorda proclaim that a big ol’ plate of spaghetti could be a sensible dinner, the American collective ran with that idea and opened 18 kajillion Olive Gardens. … Continue reading

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Music Monday: I’ll tumble 4 ya

For your Monday internet break. . . Boy George at his finest. Lots of dancing his weight from side to side and braided dreads swinging to the beat. Such a clever dancer this one was. And a clever song writer. … Continue reading

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Tush Tuesday: Buns of Steel

Toes pointed. You’ll feel sometin’ happening. You’ll feel a re-birth, a bun re-birth! Right down there. Yes! Fantastic.

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