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Stop the Insanity! #GlennBeck stole #SusanPowter’s look. Seriously.

Stop the insanity! I wish I could yell this loudly at the world sometimes. And in the 90’s Susan Powter was out there yelling it at us and for us. Stop the insanity! Now, instead of having Susan shout it … Continue reading

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#Riddle: How many S’s are there in a Wassup?

Riddle: How many S’s does a Wassup need? Is it Wassssup or wassup or even just ‘sup? Any which way you’ll have it, I believe this commercial is the root of the craft beer industries rise in recent years. Here’s … Continue reading

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Tush Tuesday: George Foreman #Knockoutthefat!

In 1995, Qwerty peoples were reaching adolescence. OJ Simpson went to trial and the glove didn’t fit, so he was acquitted. Timothy McVeigh imposed his terror in Oklahoma City. And I had my first kiss by a ‘real’ boyfriend. One … Continue reading

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Tush Tuesday: Does this chair make me look fat? Yes.

As a generation cultivated to work mid-level white-collar managerial jobs in fluorescent highlighted office spaces, it’s no surprise we are fatter now than our parents were at this stage in the game. We drive to work, sit at a desk, … Continue reading

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Americans are Fat and it’s All Tommy Lasorda’s Fault

After seeing this Slim Fast commercial in the early 90s and hearing Tommy Lasorda proclaim that a big ol’ plate of spaghetti could be a sensible dinner, the American collective ran with that idea and opened 18 kajillion Olive Gardens. … Continue reading

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Esteema: Why didn’t we have this drug last weekend?

Generation Qwerty medicates most anything, which is why we’re super excited about this new product that helps women have all the casual sex they want without any of the guilt. Merry Christmas Rick Santorum! You’ve got one more pro-female product … Continue reading

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90’s candy package? WTF.

Groupon has identified a target market: You. Today only you can purchase your own piece of a Blockbuster aisle! Now that Blockbuster is closing up shop, apparently they had to sell off all that candy they had from the 90’s … Continue reading

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