Category Archives: Health

Tush Tuesday: So I don’t have to ask for my dressing on the side?

Posted on March 27, 2012 by freeneurotica

I don’t know about you, but I for one cannot remember the last time I went to a salad party and emphatically discussed fat-free dressing with my besties. Oh, how I long for the early nineties, when being female meant … Continue reading →

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Tush Tuesday: George Foreman #Knockoutthefat!

Posted on March 20, 2012 by GenQwerty

In 1995, Qwerty peoples were reaching adolescence. OJ Simpson went to trial and the glove didn’t fit, so he was acquitted. Timothy McVeigh imposed his terror in Oklahoma City. And I had my first kiss by a ‘real’ boyfriend. One … Continue reading →

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Americans are Fat and it’s All Tommy Lasorda’s Fault

Posted on March 6, 2012 by freeneurotica

After seeing this Slim Fast commercial in the early 90s and hearing Tommy Lasorda proclaim that a big ol’ plate of spaghetti could be a sensible dinner, the American collective ran with that idea and opened 18 kajillion Olive Gardens. … Continue reading →

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Esteema: Why didn’t we have this drug last weekend?

Posted on February 28, 2012 by freeneurotica

Generation Qwerty medicates most anything, which is why we’re super excited about this new product that helps women have all the casual sex they want without any of the guilt. Merry Christmas Rick Santorum! You’ve got one more pro-female product … Continue reading →

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