Author Archives: GenQwerty

About GenQwerty

Twenty-five is the new fifteen, so long as forty is the new thirty. When I was twelve, I was supposed to have a house, car, spouse, child, job and a good "life" at twenty-five. I could be anything I wanted to be, if only I put my mind to it. I have been given every opportunity, and now I can't decide. I'm qwerty about life. I'm part of Generation Qwerty. Follow my blog at genqwerty.com or Twitter @GenQwerty.

Stop the Insanity! #GlennBeck stole #SusanPowter’s look. Seriously.

Stop the insanity! I wish I could yell this loudly at the world sometimes. And in the 90’s Susan Powter was out there yelling it at us and for us. Stop the insanity! Now, instead of having Susan shout it … Continue reading

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#Music Monday: Try not to vomit as you watch this

Made by some artsy guy of PFFR out of Brooklyn. This psychedelic hipster voyage is worth the click. Bear in Heaven’s song is uh, pretty damn good too. And them artsy hipster people sure are pretty damn hip too. Check … Continue reading

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#TGIF: Step by Step, #SuzanneSomers doesn’t like dogs

Stephanie tells TJ to take the drawers out of a dresser. TJ puts them on the dresser. And says, “It’s a lot lighter this way.” Carol doesn’t like dogs but the kids want one. Frank reminds them that it’s a … Continue reading

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#Riddle: How many S’s are there in a Wassup?

Riddle: How many S’s does a Wassup need? Is it Wassssup or wassup or even just ‘sup? Any which way you’ll have it, I believe this commercial is the root of the craft beer industries rise in recent years. Here’s … Continue reading

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Tush Tuesday: George Foreman #Knockoutthefat!

In 1995, Qwerty peoples were reaching adolescence. OJ Simpson went to trial and the glove didn’t fit, so he was acquitted. Timothy McVeigh imposed his terror in Oklahoma City. And I had my first kiss by a ‘real’ boyfriend. One … Continue reading

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TGIF: You got it, dude

I thought you might need a little munchkin today!

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Spent 30 min on #Kony2012? Spend 6 min getting the truth.

From fellow WP blogger Rosebell Kagumire who is a Ugandan journalist and blogger. Inform yourself on both sides of the story.

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Tush Tuesday: Does this chair make me look fat? Yes.

As a generation cultivated to work mid-level white-collar managerial jobs in fluorescent highlighted office spaces, it’s no surprise we are fatter now than our parents were at this stage in the game. We drive to work, sit at a desk, … Continue reading

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Weird Al Gets Retrospective, Kind Of

I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it. Been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise. Like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time. These songs and other choice Weird Al favorites are now immortalized in art. This … Continue reading

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TGIF: Perfect Strangers

You no talky like me = hilarity. Why did this show even exist? And for how many seasons? EIGHT! Yes, count’em, eight seasons of Balki and Cousin Larry figuring out their cultural differences. Regardless, I believe this is why Generation … Continue reading

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