Tag Archives: quarter life crisis

#Riddle: How many S’s are there in a Wassup?

Riddle: How many S’s does a Wassup need? Is it Wassssup or wassup or even just ‘sup? Any which way you’ll have it, I believe this commercial is the root of the craft beer industries rise in recent years. Here’s … Continue reading

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Tush Tuesday: Does this chair make me look fat? Yes.

As a generation cultivated to work mid-level white-collar managerial jobs in fluorescent highlighted office spaces, it’s no surprise we are fatter now than our parents were at this stage in the game. We drive to work, sit at a desk, … Continue reading

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Searching for Savage

I hate the feeling of being stuck in traffic; the inability to move in the direction of your journey drives me mad. It causes my skin to feel pressure and my body to get antsy. I want to move. I … Continue reading

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The original Fresh

Most of us, at some point in our formative years, somehow managed to learn all the words to The Fresh Prince theme song. While this won’t offer a mid-morning sing-along break, just go ahead and try not to feel like … Continue reading

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We don’t want to work until we die

We want to live until we die. We want to enjoy freedom while we can and send you emails from a sun-drenched bench. We want to be efficient and healthy. We want to be socially conscious and extravagant. You saw … Continue reading

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We are adult children

When I was twelve, I thought 24 years of age was old and settled. I would have a car, a house, two children, a partner, a job, and I always imagined a grill in the backyard where we would all … Continue reading

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This is why we have short attention spans

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